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Danish Escorts Learning Astral Projection To Make Love To Their Favorite Client(s) Whenever They Feel Like It

So, here is the sexy science for today – 6 feet and above (Super-Amazon) chicks are only for the guys with 9+ inches long cocks. If you have a size of 7 inches or lesser, then you would be better off looking for a petite or an average built chick, and if your dick is between 7 and 9 inches, then you should go for an average-heighted bodybuilder chick.

I really find something fascinating and extremely interesting about the chicks born in 1998 and 1995 that makes them freaks in bed. I am proud about the fact that I have seen the porn video of every mainstream female pornstar born in one of these years from every country.

I really know how to astral project. I fuck every beautiful woman I want to each night by entering their boyfriend or spouse’s body. Yesterday, I fucked this neighbor of mine by entering her husband’s body. She works from home office on the first floor of her house while he doesn’t work at all. He is a homemaker, lol. All that he does is to ring the bell of her office and she instantly knows why he did it, just because it is sexy time. Yesterday, in the afternoon, I entered the body of her husband by astral projecting and rang her office bell. She came down to the ground floor at his room butt naked and then I played with her for hours, it was literally the best time of my life since this coronavirus thing.

One of my very good friends owns a successful escort guide who claims that each escort is unique but the same cannot be said about the pornstars. He outsource all his internet marketing to this one adult SEO services company based in NOIDA, India.

He also has many interesting opinions regarding the porn industry. He believes that the porn industry needs more butterfaces like Luna Bunny, Syren De Mer, Stacie Starr, Simone Sonay, etc, as he believes that the porn industry already has tons of pretty faces.

Some conspiracy theories believer like this Anti-Fap dude claim that the main cause for Armageddon will be live sex cam chat websites

One of the things that I have observed in this short life of mine is that the narcissists have sweeter souls in general. I have met several narcissistic anti-fap dudes who seriously believed that they were the savior of dicks, which they clearly weren’t, but then again, these idiotic narcissists with their stupid beliefs, all had extremely sweet souls as well. One of these guys after coming back from work, would campaign online against the online live sex cam websites, which included Live adult chat rooms Chaturbate. The dude was so concerned about his safety, that he would drive nothing but a Volvo. One fine sunny morning, a male friend of his, who happened to be a live sex cam chat model himself, revealed to the world that the anti-fap Volvo dude died due to the complications caused to him due to the untreated HIV-AIDS and Syphilis. The anti-fap dude used to believe in all sorts of conspiracy theories including the world is flat, HIV is a myth, the world is run and operated by some reptilians belonging to some other planet. The male cam model friend of his also disclosed to the world that the anti-fap dude was so much against the live sex cam chat because an Islamic scholar friend of his, who happens to be one of the biggest promoters of the Islamic Scholar and Conspiracy Theorist – Sheikh Imran Hosein, told him that live sex cam chat will be the greatest cause for the Armageddon. To those who don’t know, they refer to Armageddon as Malhama in Arabic.

Anime Porn Lovers Definitely Never Watched the Ortega Sisters Fucking Together

David Raine from Grand Forks, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Therapist, who believes the State of Utah has the best Mexican female escorts in the nation called USA.

The original plan behind the Movie Scarface was to have the Protagonist Antonio Montana as the biggest pimp in Florida.

David Raine

David Raine had his first sex with his very first girlfriend at her own house. He caught her mom voyeuring them through the tiny space of the door as they left the door open by accident.

David Raine was always addicted to watching Latin porn. He used to watch the real life hot sisters fucking together the same dick. We are talking the Latin ‘Ortega Sisters’ here. He didn’t know Big Tits Asian Porn was far sexier and stimulating to watch until he saw the Mega Busty Minka fucking a huge black cock.

David participated in No Nut November once. He says he very well recalls the torture it was.

I once gifted an older girlriend of his a lingerie made of ripped condoms on her birthday and to my surprise, she loved her so much that she would wear nothing but that for the next few months.

David Raine

David writes mental benefits that come from fucking regularly in a healthy way surpass the spiritual and sexual benefits that come from it.

David was once married to an Air Stewardess until they finally got divorced only after 2 years of their marriage. David made her confess fucking 5 different pilots on 5 different occasions at 5 difference locations since their marriage and that was the end of it.

It is a wonderful thing that the number of both male and female pornstars has been growing steadily but it is a pity that the number of sex counsellors hasn’t been growing at even 10% of that rate.

Over 15, 000 Blue-Eyed Women from across the Globe could be found chatting regularly at XHamsterLive

Charlene Cowitz from Stevenson Ranch, California, is a sex blogger and beautician, who says that she can’t get enough of tantric sex with her husband and his friends. She agrees with the Master Mantak Chia and other Taoists when they say ejaculation is a habit.

Charlene claims to know several women who are her clients. They finger themselves each night and they don’t like to be in a relationship. They are too proud of their choice. Many of them are often found rubbing their pussies on free webcams Xhamsterlive.

Charlene writes whenever she sees a guy going crazy for a woman, she feels males have forgotten that they have self respect.

Charlene claims having sex with 10, 000 different green-eyed women for a man and having it with 15, 000 blue-eyed men for a woman will score them a position in the heaven forever.

Charlene claims to have discovered that the snakes have sex out of sheer boredom not out of their horniness. She did a 2 year research on this which includes making the snakes sniffing her own and her girlfriends’ pussies.

Charlene has this fetish for inhaling burps of a girl and kissing them while they are at it. After all this, she claims she is not a bisexual or a lesbian, but a straight woman with just this one weird fetish.

Charlene lived in Malta for a few years. She says the Popeye Village in Malta is a secret Amsterdam. She believes as many as half of the adult women there are involved in prostitution, live sex cam chat, paid companionship/dating or phone sex.

Charlene was once told by a friend that The Blue Lagoon in Camino, Malta, is where Gods used to have sex on a regular and she believes it to be true given the aura and vibe of the place.

Lithium Ion Factory Workers spend most of their spare time watching free Brazzers videos – Ted Cottle

Ted Cottle from Catron County, New Mexico, has an Economic Degree, works for the International Monetary Fund.

Ted is a hardcore Catholic who believes that we are living in the end times.

Ted is also a sex blogger who believes that the myth that the Catholic religion is anti-sex is a propaganda by the global elite and other religions to defame the Catholic religion.

Ted believes that the current pornstars aren’t fit for the VR porn. He says that either the current pornstars need to be trained specifically for the VR porn or the producers must recruit some new All-American intelligent ladies after training them specifically for the specific job.

Ted claims that there will be more adult industry related pay-per-click internet ads by 2028 than the rest of the niches combined.

Ted claims that the reason behind men’s reducing testosterone levels is that they eat out of green house. He believes that seasonal fruits and vegetables are the key for the optimum testosterone levels in men.

Ted claims that lithium ion batteries have no negative effect on a man or a woman’s libido as is commonly believed. He says that it is a false nation created by the mainstream media. He knows people who work at lithium ion battery factories and cannot stop watching brazzers free all the time.

Ted claims that most of the things that the ancient Zulu religions practiced had to do with the increasing testosterone levels and it has been scientifically proven.

Ted is friends with many navy officers and merchants and he says that it is no surprise to most that the navy merchants are envious of the high testosterone levels of the navy officers.

A gel that will turn your 60+ wife’s pussy drum tight again, yes, may sound unbelievable but I will make it a reality

I dated one twin sisters in the past, I thought that I was lucky, but I learnt later that the twin sisters were taking me for a long ride and they had their own agenda which I couldn’t even imagine until I got hit by it. Both the sisters were extremely athletic, flexible and beautiful.

Since I got used by those twin sisters so badly, I have been having sex with none other than Mumbai Russian Escorts. I don’t trust the dating system anymore.

I always have two jars full of condoms ready – one at my home and the other at my office.

I already weigh 300 pounds and I believe that it would have been better if I weighed a little more. Yes, no kidding here. Those escorts are always more honest than your girlfriends, wives or friends with benefits, and they always tell me that they love it that I weigh a fucking 300 pound and it would have been better if I did weigh even a little more.

One escort who was a crazy pro-wrestling fan told me that Matt Bloom aka A Train aka Prince Albert of WWE is her most regular client and she loves him for his over 400 pound weight. She also told me that Matt Bloom used to have regular sex with the wrestling valet Sable long before Brock Lesnar.

I recently stopped drinking coffee. Coffee used to increase my sex drive until I hit the mid-30s, now it does the opposite for me. It has always been the same for my friends of my age though, coffee doesn’t do anything for them when it comes to their libido – positive or negative, it doesn’t even have any effect on their sleep either.

I have been working on to create a gel that will make the pussy of a woman drum tight again without any sort of side-effects. The application of this gel will also delay the menopause for most women. I spend 2 hours a day on an average to bring this gel into the existence.