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Lithium Ion Factory Workers spend most of their spare time watching free Brazzers videos – Ted Cottle

Ted Cottle from Catron County, New Mexico, has an Economic Degree, works for the International Monetary Fund.

Ted is a hardcore Catholic who believes that we are living in the end times.

Ted is also a sex blogger who believes that the myth that the Catholic religion is anti-sex is a propaganda by the global elite and other religions to defame the Catholic religion.

Ted believes that the current pornstars aren’t fit for the VR porn. He says that either the current pornstars need to be trained specifically for the VR porn or the producers must recruit some new All-American intelligent ladies after training them specifically for the specific job.

Ted claims that there will be more adult industry related pay-per-click internet ads by 2028 than the rest of the niches combined.

Ted claims that the reason behind men’s reducing testosterone levels is that they eat out of green house. He believes that seasonal fruits and vegetables are the key for the optimum testosterone levels in men.

Ted claims that lithium ion batteries have no negative effect on a man or a woman’s libido as is commonly believed. He says that it is a false nation created by the mainstream media. He knows people who work at lithium ion battery factories and cannot stop watching brazzers free all the time.

Ted claims that most of the things that the ancient Zulu religions practiced had to do with the increasing testosterone levels and it has been scientifically proven.

Ted is friends with many navy officers and merchants and he says that it is no surprise to most that the navy merchants are envious of the high testosterone levels of the navy officers.

A gel that will turn your 60+ wife’s pussy drum tight again, yes, may sound unbelievable but I will make it a reality

I dated one twin sisters in the past, I thought that I was lucky, but I learnt later that the twin sisters were taking me for a long ride and they had their own agenda which I couldn’t even imagine until I got hit by it. Both the sisters were extremely athletic, flexible and beautiful.

Since I got used by those twin sisters so badly, I have been having sex with none other than Mumbai Russian Escorts. I don’t trust the dating system anymore.

I always have two jars full of condoms ready – one at my home and the other at my office.

I already weigh 300 pounds and I believe that it would have been better if I weighed a little more. Yes, no kidding here. Those escorts are always more honest than your girlfriends, wives or friends with benefits, and they always tell me that they love it that I weigh a fucking 300 pound and it would have been better if I did weigh even a little more.

One escort who was a crazy pro-wrestling fan told me that Matt Bloom aka A Train aka Prince Albert of WWE is her most regular client and she loves him for his over 400 pound weight. She also told me that Matt Bloom used to have regular sex with the wrestling valet Sable long before Brock Lesnar.

I recently stopped drinking coffee. Coffee used to increase my sex drive until I hit the mid-30s, now it does the opposite for me. It has always been the same for my friends of my age though, coffee doesn’t do anything for them when it comes to their libido – positive or negative, it doesn’t even have any effect on their sleep either.

I have been working on to create a gel that will make the pussy of a woman drum tight again without any sort of side-effects. The application of this gel will also delay the menopause for most women. I spend 2 hours a day on an average to bring this gel into the existence.